Floppy.WTF
Device registration, NixOS provisioning, and fleet management.
Deterministic. Integrity-first. Beautiful.
Rival Apple’s device experience using open, reproducible infrastructure. Every system state derivable from config. Every artifact hash-verified. Every desktop pixel-perfect.
Register
Intake new hardware with verifiable identity and photo evidence. SHA256 content-addressed artifacts. Tamper-evident by design.
Provision
Flash deterministic NixOS builds via USB. Flake-based, pinned, reproducible. Same config in, same system out.
Theme
Ship branded desktop experiences. Applenix (macOS-rivaling polish) or Matrix (green-on-black). Toggle via NixOS specialisations.
Connect
AirDrop-like device mesh with encrypted sync. LocalSend, Syncthing, WireGuard tunnels, Avahi discovery — all declarative.
Manage
Fleet visibility, role assignment, integrity verification. Hash-chained audit trails. Remote config push.
Verify
Content-addressed builds, signed device records, Btrfs integrity monitoring. Trust nothing, verify everything.
Built With
The floppy CLI
# Register a device
floppy device register --model "Dell Inspiron 15" --serial "ABC123" --role dev
# Attach photo evidence
floppy device attach-photo FLOPPY-DEL-00001 ./front.jpg --label "chassis-front"
# Provision with NixOS
floppy provision FLOPPY-DEL-00001 --role dev
# Send files across devices
floppy send ./document.pdf --to dell-lab-01
# Fleet overview
floppy fleet status